I got my new passport today.

And the US gov’t has made a new design. Instad of the old “bland” one, the background’s become this backdrop of LIBERTY.
Seriously, there’s a freaking bald eagle, flag, and Preamble on one entire side of the dang thing. It screams WE LOVE FREEDOM, DAMNIT, AND WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOU DO TOO.

I… just found my long lost friend from middle school on facebook.

Omg what.

WHAT.

Why does she look like that? Could it be she’s become socially (gasp!) acceptable?  

(Source: sillyglitch)


LOKI: Ooh! Nice feathers.
THOR: You don’t really want to start this again, do you Cow?
LOKI: I was being sincere!
THOR: You are incapable of sincerity.

OMG THOR CALLED HIM COW.
How cuuuuute. Bro love ♥ 

Birthdays.

Me: Same as Sherlock Holmes (Jan 6th)
My mom’s: Same as Tom Hiddleston (Feb 9th)

Hail the Family of Awesome Birthdays

Oh and I forgot - when we were watching Captain America today, we forgot there was a German ex-exchange student in the room.

So some of the anti-German parts were a tad awk.

I microwaved some milk and left it in the microwave for like 5min,

and when I took it out, there was kenne on the top.

Note: Kenne is like this weird film that develops over heated milk. Idk what it’s called in English haha.


(Source: nevershavethomas)

Deer Lord - tomorrow is the last EVER day of high school.

Where did these last 4 years go?

On that note, during the entirety of Thor, my friends kept calling Loki a pedophile.

But he isn’t though.
He isn’t, I swear.