money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
I just had to email my professor asking him for directions to his room because I couldn’t navigate the bloody building his office’s in.
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
> Misha’s like a herp derp puppy!
> NO. Misha’s not a herp-derp puppy. He’s like a large herp derp dog that has extra limbs and cackles into the night.